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I am an English major who hates apostrophes. i am a sorority woman. I luv video games more than life. I luv shopping maybe even more than that. Sometimes, I listen to The Four Seasons and the Beastie Boys consecutively. So? I need someone who can discuss the merits of red Sour Patch Kids without sounding like they walked sthirrupht out of a Diablo Cody movie. I like guys with nice hair. Sideburns, preferably. I think it stems back to my obsession with Elvis. I hope you like dry humor as much as I do.

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